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If the TL driver misinterpreted the severity of his co-driver's need, so too
did his car's computer misinterpret the difference between a curve in the road
and a turn. The TL interpreted a large swerve north and then south in the roadway
as a pair of "ramps," and insisted (in a pleasant but forceful voice) that the
driver first exit, and then enter, the very road on which he was already driving.
The low-IQ customer would be in trouble here. Our duo didn't get lost, instead
demonstrating its high IQ with a bout of yelling toward a dashboard, in order
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Over in the Jaguar, our duo figured out how to turn on the system's voice prompts,
and immediately regretted the intrusion of its chatterbox nature on their own
conversational space.
The Audi team decided, on this leg, that it was easier to do the simple math
to convert kilometers into miles on their own than it would be to make further
attempts to reprogram the system to read out in English rather than metric units.
american
auto brokers What does this prove? Perhaps that technophobia and mathematical
prowess can coexist in the same brain, but also that the control interface for
these systems could use a little work.
If human brains were strained, the Mercedes-not the team, the car-seem-ed to
experience a bout of acute navigation system psychosis. Along a simple stretch
of road, without evident provocation, "Betty" (the name the team gave the Mercedes'
voice) beeped a couple of times and then began a series of inexplicable apologies,
"Sorry... sorry... sorry... cancel." Then later, "Sorry... sorry... sorry...
cancel, the phone book is empty." Was this code? One occupant responded: "My
cummerbund is full of eels," and Betty went silent.
Leg 3: Clarkston Union to Aroma's Coffee Shoppe, Vassar, Michigan.
Vassar, Michigan's biggest draw-at least since the movie theater that showed
one movie once a week closed down-is that it is near the impossibly kitschy
Frankenmuth.
american
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through the eyes of would-be Midwest Walt Disneys. Vassar provided a good opportunity
to answer the question, how well can our cars navigate through several miles
of cornfield?
The second leg may have gone off without major problem but, from the very beginning
of the third, there was moaning. One staffer wondered aloud why a user needs
a Ph.D. in computer programming to find the nearest Taco Bell. Frustrations
truly came to a head on the third leg when the Jaguar team resorted to the most
egregious form of cheating-hanging on the rear bumper of a righteous team and
following them to Vassar.
"Then the damn thing went all wrong," came the detailed analysis from one S-type
team member. Allegedly, the Jag's system refused to accept any directions whatsoever
(though it had worked for the first two legs). We tested the system later and
it worked fine.
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our Jag team members were probably trying to program it while the car was moving.
As a safety precaution the Jag system will not allow driver or passenger to
input information while the car is in gear. We agree that for safety, a solo
driver should pull to the roadside to do the computing, but we take umbrage
that someone in the right co-pilot seat should be prohibited from operating
the system on the fly. Someone's liability lawyers have had too much influence
and thereby devalued the product. If potential cockpit distractions are to be
prohibited while in gear, why no interlock to disable the vanity mirror light?
Or the cigarette lighter?
Or the fussy HVAC system? We digress.
Though beaten mercilessly following the event, the Jaguar duo had only reacted
to a perceived electronics failure in the way a large percentage of car owners
might: They gave up.
american
auto brokers There is a steep learning curve for the uninitiated with any
of these systems. It is easy to be led astray and find yourself receiving directions
to a location a state or two away from where you intended to go. The worst-case
scenario is bilateral brain lockup, wherein you don't even know what questions
to ask to receive answers you're quickly beginning not to care about anymore.
It's an experience not unlike explaining a problem to your computer services
department-equal parts math anxiety and the swimming-brain sensation of oxygen
deprivation.
The Jaguar team might have reached the frustration level faster and more dramatically
than any other team. But everyone did to some degree, most vocally the Volvo
and Mercedes teams.